Climate Denier Steven Goddard: “Prominent Skeptics Have Undermined My Efforts”

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They're coming to take me away, ha ha!
They’re coming to take me away, ha ha!

My name is Tony Heller (aka Steven Goddard). I’m a professional climate denier.

Those of you that follow me know that scientists, politicians, journalists and global news organizations are tricking us about global warming.

Sadly, it now appears a couple of self-serving climate deniers are conspiring against me. See this conversation below with @Maximumus1901 who asked why my crackpot evidence about NOAA temperature fraud wasn’t getting more play on conservative news outlets like Fox:

Yup, a couple of high-profile deniers are in on the conspiracy to suppress the truth! Please help me overcome these evil-doers by donating today.

Isn’t It Time for True Skeptics to Publicly Disavow the Climate Crackpots?

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Tony Heller, aka Steve Goddard, aka the
Tony Heller, aka Steve Goddard, aka the “Uncle Fester of climate denialism.”

My name is Tony Heller (aka Steven Goddard) and I’m a professional climate change denier. I use this blog to expose my true nature. In this post, I’m going to talk about the responsibility I think other, more level-headed challengers to anthropogenic climate change have to publicly disavow my “science.”

First, a little background is in order.

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Climate Scientists Slip Up, Forget to Fudge Antarctic Sea Ice Data

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The crooks never sleep and neither does Clouseau.
The climate crooks never sleep and neither does Clouseau.

My name is Tony Heller (aka Steven Goddard) and I’m a professional climate denier. Being a climate denier is tough work. Thousands of climate scientists—or criminals as I like to call them — across the globe are deceiving the public with bogus data all the time and it’s very difficult to keep up. Readers of my blog know that I’ve uncovered a vast cabal of inept, corrupt scientists and journalists lying about temperature records, migration patterns, glacial ice melt rates, geologic evidence, snow cover records, arctic sea ice data, sea level rise rates, growing season patterns, planetary science, severe weather patterns, ocean acidification data, ocean heat content records and even pollen counts. As I’ve said before, anthropogenic climate change is the greatest fraud in history. I’ll be honest, it’s tough for little old me to keep up with all the deception (so please donate).

However, they’ve finally slipped up…big time. They totally forgot to fudge the Antarctic sea ice record! I’m using their very own data and there’s absolutely question it proves Antarctic sea ice is growing. Take a look:
Scientists blind to their own data.
Scientists blind to their own data.
How did these fools forget to fudge such an obvious sign of global cooling? And now I’ve got these criminals right where I want them. Let’s see how they extricate themselves from this one!

I Am Living Proof the Debate Over Climate Change in America Has Absolutely Nothing to Do With Science

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My name is Tony Heller (aka Steven Goddard). I’m a professional climate denier. Here’s a screenshot of the first post on my website’s home page as it stands today:

Steven Goddard Confederate flag

You would think I’d be worried that displaying the Confederate flag would hurt my credibility in the debate over climate change. But you’d be wrong. Continue reading →

Climate Denier Tip: Cherry Blossom Pick Your Way to Success

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Cherry pick like a pro with my patented cherry blossom pick technique!
Cherry pick like a pro with my patented cherry blossom pick technique!

If you follow me to any degree, you know I love to cherry pick data. It’s the oldest trick in the book for fooling the legions of dupes who happen by my blog or Twitter feed. In this post, I’ll show you the art of what I call the “cherry blossom” pick. Read on to learn. Continue reading →

“The Blaze” Journalist, Pierreguy Veer, Proves Global Warming Science Conspiracy with My Animated GIF

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No one would believe me…until now. Superstar reporter for “The Blaze,” Pierreguy Veer, is helping me get the truth out this week about how NASA “cooled down the past in order to make modern warming look worse.” And it makes me so happy to see him using this super awesome animated GIF I created to conclusively prove NASA’s conspiracy to cover up the true temperature record:

My brilliant GIF has blown the cover off the entire global warming scam.
My brilliant animated GIF has blown the cover off the entire global warming scam.

This is great vindication from the criminals at the Tampa Bay Times who, last year, tried to undermine all the hard work I put into creating that GIF. And it doesn’t matter any more if Judith Curry thinks what I did to the data was bogus, I’ve got Pierreguy Veer and “The Blaze” in my corner. Someone hand this chap a Pulitzer Prize for this tour de force of science journalism.

And remember the important lesson here kids: hard work does pay off in the end. Keep diligently blogging and tweeting. Eventually, someone working for some third-rate website catering to conspiracy-minded idiots with disposable income will be glad to help promote you.

Steve Goddard (aka Tony Heller) Lashes Out at “Slimeballs” After His Edits Get Reversed on His Own Wikipedia Entry

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They're messing with the wrong climate kook this time.
They’re messing with the wrong climate kook this time.

I try to remain humble, but I have to be honest, in the universe of climate-denying jackass crackpots, I can’t be beaten. I amaze myself, really. This time, in a blatant violation of Wikipedia’s conflict of interest policy, I edited the Wikipedia article about me. Continue reading →

A pause or not a pause, that is the question.

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Nothing more annoying than when warming alarmists go all math on you. Global warming is bullocks! How do I know? The simple fact is it’s 65F/18C in my apartment right now and I’m forced to wear a sweater!

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One day, a new data set is released. The rumor runs rampant that it’s annual average global temperature since 1980.

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Climate scientist “A” states that there is clearly a warming trend (shown by the red line), at an average rate of about 0.0139 deg.C/yr. She even computes the uncertainty in that trend estimate (using fancy statistics), and uses that to compute what’s called a “95% confidence interval” for the trend — the range in which we expect the true warming rate is 95% likely to be; it can be thought of as the “plausible range” for the warming rate. Since 95% confidence is the de facto standard in statistics (not universal, but by far the most common), nobody can fault her for that choice. The confidence interval is from 0.0098 to 0.0159 deg.C/yr. She also adds that there’s no sign of any slowdown in the rate of warming.

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Steven Goddard’s (aka Tony Heller’s) Venusian Delusions

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Heller proves it doesn't take an astrophysicist to figure out why Venus is hot.
Heller proves it doesn’t take an astrophysicist to figure out why Venus is hot.
For those who aren’t regular readers of this award-winning* blog dedicated to documenting my batshit crazy climate denialism, let’s get you caught up on my track record of failures covered by this outstanding publication to date:

  • I insinuated that scientists at NSIDC faked data. Despite others who made it clear to me that I was wrong, I insisted I was right. Finally, I ended up having to retract my accusation. FAIL!
  • I created a completely bogus graphic on my “Real Science” blog. After it was pointed out to me that my graphic was clearly wrong, I insisted I was right and spewed all kinds of childish invective against the commentor that identified the error. When I finally came to my senses and realized how amateurish my mistake was, I didn’t even offer an apology. FAIL!
  • I made the preposterous claim that CO2 literally freezes out of the air in Antarctica. Despite all my denier buddies pointing out how stupid this was, I still insist I’m right to this day. FAIL!
  • I have such a long history of getting basic science wrong and being a stubborn dick when presented with information that refutes my nutty claims, famous
    client denier Anthony Watts had to kick me off his blog. FAIL!

OK, I think you see the pattern here. So let us now build upon my stunning achievements in scientific buffoonery:

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