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How to Turn a Nice, Jewish, Climate-Change-Denying Dentist Into An Active Fascist with Just a Few Emails (Part 3)

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This post is the third in a series chronicling my email exchanges with a climate-change-denying, retired dentist who has mistaken me for Tony Heller, a climate denier, and how I am able to lead him down a path toward fascism using the twisted logic of climate change denial as my entry point. If you haven’t read Part 1, or part 2, please do.

In part 2, “Bill,” our unwitting target, had assented to me helping him get his thoughts published to help defend Western Civilization against climate change scientists, progressives and Muslims. Part 3 goes far deeper into the rabbit hole with Bill showing no reluctance accepting my egregiously fascist positions and continues to show eagerness to team up with me.

We pick up Part 3 with this email from Bill which recounts his progression from a Gore voter to a climate change denier and right-wing ideologue and the influences which moved him there:

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How to Turn a Nice, Jewish, Climate-Change-Denying Dentist Into An Active Fascist with Just a Few Emails (Part 2)

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This post is the second in a series chronicling my engagement with a climate-change-denying, retired dentist who has mistaken me for Tony Heller, a climate denier, and how I am able to lead him down a path toward fascism using the twisted logic of climate change denial as my entry point. If you haven’t read Part I, please do.

So we last left off with our anti-hero, “Bill,” agreeing to fund my fictional scheme by the Trump administration to smear climate scientists. Early this morning, I exchanged more emails with Bill in which I entice him into writing a piece for Tony Heller’s blog (who he thinks he’s talking to). I suggested he should give his account from a Gore supporter in 2000 to where he is today, a willing participant in fascist activities. Bill also reveals how quickly his fascist tendencies are progressing.

Here is the first email I received from Bill (again, the emails have been redacted and lightly edited to hide the original author’s identity):

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How to Turn a Nice, Jewish, Climate-Change-Denying Dentist Into An Active Fascist with Just a Few Emails, (Part 1)

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This blog is a parody of Tony Heller (aka Steven Goddard), a climate change denier who has managed to make a name for himself equipped only with a blog and a Twitter account.

This is the first in a series of posts (read Part 2 and Part 3) that tell the story of how a fan of the real Tony Heller mistook me for the real Tony Heller and how I was subsequently able to get him to agree with and cheer on ridiculously fascist statements in emails I sent to him. I also persuaded him to actively contribute financially to support a fictional covert persecution of climate scientists by the Trump administration. This is not a parody post and the account I give below actually transpired. As this post is not meant to out the person I corresponded with, I have redacted information in the emails that might be used to identify this person. His first name has also been changed.

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BREAKING: CIA White House Spy Ring Plan Uncovered

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This story isn’t being reported by the New York Times, Wasthington Post, NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, MSNBC or even FoxNews so you know this shit is for real.

The mainstream media is suppressing a covert CIA operation it is setting up to spy on future White House operations and President-Elect Donald Trump. “High-level operatives within the CIA have declared Donald Trump the nation’s highest threat to national security,” said a source with intimate details of the operation.

The source said documents outlining the plans will be forthcoming and is currently in discussions with WikiLeaks to “blow the lid off this act of treason.”

More details to follow. Please post this far and wide on Facebook and Twitter to help uncover the threat to our Great and Wondrous Leader, Donald Trump.

Ted Cruz Trots Out My Bogus Chart at Senate Hearing

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Never underestimate the power of a crackpot with a Twitter account and free blogging software. After over half a decade of obsessive compulsive nut jobbery, my efforts are paying off. I, Steve Goddard, am now influencing one of the most powerful institutions in the world, the US Senate. Last Tuesday, fellow sociopath and Senator, Ted Cruz, showcased a completely bogus chart I created to back up my claim that NOAA is engaged in a conspiracy to fudge data.
Senator Cruz’s prospects for becoming the Republican nominee are looking good right now. Today the Senate, tomorrow, who knows? I just might become a high-placed science advisor for the President of the USA on the matter of climate change!

Fox News(!) on Coke, Climate and Fake Science

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Hat tip to Climate Crock for calling attention to the fact that Obama now has established his mind control program on Fox News. That’s why 97% of deniers prefer The Blaze for their news.

Climate Denial Crock of the Week

Fox Business report with Shep Smith starts out discussing revelations that a “scientific” front group funded by Coca Cola has found that – surprise! – sugar is just fine for you and if you want to lose weight you should get your lazy ass off the couch and exercise.

Smith and fellow commentator Kennedy then engaged in a conversation about the “Merchants of Doubt” strategy, which they called an “underground marketing campaign” – pioneered by the tobacco companies.  Smith comments, “This reminds me of what the tobacco companies did back in the day, and more recently what climate change deniers are doing as well…”

Jaw dropping beam of honesty from Fox land…

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Coca-Cola, the world’s largest producer of sugary beverages, is backing a new “science-based” solution to the obesity crisis: To maintain a healthy weight, get more exercise and worry less about cutting calories.

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Climate Scientists Slip Up, Forget to Fudge Antarctic Sea Ice Data

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The crooks never sleep and neither does Clouseau.
The climate crooks never sleep and neither does Clouseau.

My name is Tony Heller (aka Steven Goddard) and I’m a professional climate denier. Being a climate denier is tough work. Thousands of climate scientists—or criminals as I like to call them — across the globe are deceiving the public with bogus data all the time and it’s very difficult to keep up. Readers of my blog know that I’ve uncovered a vast cabal of inept, corrupt scientists and journalists lying about temperature records, migration patterns, glacial ice melt rates, geologic evidence, snow cover records, arctic sea ice data, sea level rise rates, growing season patterns, planetary science, severe weather patterns, ocean acidification data, ocean heat content records and even pollen counts. As I’ve said before, anthropogenic climate change is the greatest fraud in history. I’ll be honest, it’s tough for little old me to keep up with all the deception (so please donate).

However, they’ve finally slipped up…big time. They totally forgot to fudge the Antarctic sea ice record! I’m using their very own data and there’s absolutely question it proves Antarctic sea ice is growing. Take a look:
Scientists blind to their own data.
Scientists blind to their own data.
How did these fools forget to fudge such an obvious sign of global cooling? And now I’ve got these criminals right where I want them. Let’s see how they extricate themselves from this one!

“The Blaze” Journalist, Pierreguy Veer, Proves Global Warming Science Conspiracy with My Animated GIF

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No one would believe me…until now. Superstar reporter for “The Blaze,” Pierreguy Veer, is helping me get the truth out this week about how NASA “cooled down the past in order to make modern warming look worse.” And it makes me so happy to see him using this super awesome animated GIF I created to conclusively prove NASA’s conspiracy to cover up the true temperature record:

My brilliant GIF has blown the cover off the entire global warming scam.
My brilliant animated GIF has blown the cover off the entire global warming scam.

This is great vindication from the criminals at the Tampa Bay Times who, last year, tried to undermine all the hard work I put into creating that GIF. And it doesn’t matter any more if Judith Curry thinks what I did to the data was bogus, I’ve got Pierreguy Veer and “The Blaze” in my corner. Someone hand this chap a Pulitzer Prize for this tour de force of science journalism.

And remember the important lesson here kids: hard work does pay off in the end. Keep diligently blogging and tweeting. Eventually, someone working for some third-rate website catering to conspiracy-minded idiots with disposable income will be glad to help promote you.

Steve Goddard (aka Tony Heller) Lashes Out at “Slimeballs” After His Edits Get Reversed on His Own Wikipedia Entry

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They're messing with the wrong climate kook this time.
They’re messing with the wrong climate kook this time.

I try to remain humble, but I have to be honest, in the universe of climate-denying jackass crackpots, I can’t be beaten. I amaze myself, really. This time, in a blatant violation of Wikipedia’s conflict of interest policy, I edited the Wikipedia article about me. Continue reading →